“okay,” he started. “good morning, first of all. now what the hell are you doing with my shower curtain?”
…i pushed back a momentary wave of confusion to chew on my thumbnail as i answered, “i pissed on it so i’m washing it.”
he stopped dead in the center of the kitchen and stared at me, empty bowl still in his hand.
this just gets funnier
the dialogue in this is just—
poor Eren, he’s too awkward to awkward